And what if the crush was not on a human being per se? Would that still be acceptable? No? I mean doing anything about it then would definitely be weird and wrong. And bad, mustn't forget bad. It's still pretty harmless right? At least it is a living thing...wait...is it a living thing?
Are cartoons technically 'living things'? People do the voice overs and make them move, but they can't be...
Oh heck! I'm in crush with a cartoon saxophone from Baby TV. I don't know what it is; the voice, the winking-blinking badassness or those carelessly thrown-on glasses, but there it is. My shameful secret it out.
I am a goner.
